If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
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Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !
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So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
when tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
asmaan me taro ka nazara tha,
Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?
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