Mallu Interview

A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) came for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When I saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, my mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, I still had to entertain the Mallu.

So I told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:

"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say ? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."

I fainted.....